नेताओं से भरी एक बस जा रही थी अचानक बस सड़क से नीचे उतरकर खेत में एक पेड़ से जा टकराई!
खेत मालिक दौड़ता हुआ आया सब कुछ देखकर उसने एक गढ्ढा खोदना शुरू किया और फिर उसमें नेताओं को दफना दिया!
कुछ दिन बाद पुलिस को बस के एक्सीडेंट के बारे में पता लगा पुलिस ने किसान से पूछा कि सारे नेता कहां गए?
रामू ने बताया कि उसने सभी को दफना दिया है पुलिस ने पूछा, सब मर गए थे क्या?
रामू बोला, नही! कुछ कह रहे थे कि वे नही मरे, पर आप तो जानते ही हैं कि ये नेता झूठ कितना बोलते हैं! more  

Sau bar Janam lenge, so bar neta banenge, Par pyare desvasio, meethe wadon se khush rakhenge, aur election me apke apne ho jayenge. more  
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