PS Bedi's article on Modi ji - humorous

Atalji was right.

Dip your hand in boiling water; chances are you will never do it again. Any fool can learn from mistakes, he used to say, but only the wise can learn from success. They were right. Sadly, I neither learnt adequately nor wisely from my experience in Gujarat. India ko Gujarat samajh liya. Waise ab toh Hardik ne ye haal kiya hai ki Gujarat bhi samajh nahin aata.

Had frankly not imagined things would get as bad as this. Luckily, still three years to go. Must try and make up.

They say the deeper you fall, the higher you fly. So let me go through the humiliation of publicly acknowledging the seven mistakes of my life as prime minister. And the eighth, a blunder.

1. Strong prime minister?

Must have been the applause from the crowds or the way my party-men reacted. I actually started believing that all our problems were because MMS was a "weak" prime minister and I would make a "strong" prime minister. Couldn't have been farther from the truth.Tony Blair had once said "the only real power a prime minister has is the power of persuasion". I now feel MMS actually had an advantage. No one hated him. He was approachable; people could talk to him, make suggestions, criticise him. Mujhse toh koi baat bhi nahin karna chahta. Half the people detest me, the other half are scared of me.

And if Doval is to be believed both halves happily laugh at the mention of my chest. Who will I ever persuade? And how?

2. Woh blue suit! Chhoti si baat ka fasaana ban gaya

Had never thought that within six months of winning so handsomely I would be treated so harshly by the people. Guess once the walls are breached, there is no saving the dam.

Before Obama's visit, even when people criticised the system, it was always directed at the government or the party. After that suit became public, the target is me, personally me. From arrogant to corrupt to dictator to suited-booted to stupid no one is shy of calling me by any name.

Bleary-eyed and tired I am!

3. Patel ka statue banwa diya par deputy PM ki importance nahin samjhi

No one has supported the so-called "federal system" more than I have. In a federal system things don't happen just because you want them to. On every subject there are political issues or legislative limitations. You need someone who can tackle those issues and get things done on your behalf.

To make things worse, I have no control over myself when I give a speech. I don't even remember all the promises I end up making. There should be someone in my office with me whose only job is to ensure that action happens.In fact, Doval was saying that even people are now getting tired of my speeches kyonki unke baad kuch nahin hota. Waise yeh speeches bhi kuch zyada ho gayi hain.

4. Amitbhai Shah. Is he really the right man?

Since everyone thinks he is my man, I am blamed for everything that ever goes wrong. In government or in the party. That's certainly no help to for me. Amitbhai decided to sideline Shatrughan Sinha in Bihar and brought in Kiran Bedi saying it was a coup. And we were humiliated in both states. In both MP and Rajasthan where we won, he had little role to play.

And beyond elections. If he could not pacify a comparative lightweight like Kirti Azad, frankly is he even pulling his considerable weight? And the same problem is likely in Punjab with with Sidhu, the only turbaned Sikh in party. Time aa gaya hai.

5. Gaali galoch, ghar wapsi, intolerance, Pakistan jaao, gau ke naam par hatya

Through these 18 months this is all I saw, read or heard. And the economy hasn't moved an inch. Aur logon ke taunts alag. Obama ne toh public mein li aur Cameron ne privately.

Because I didn't put my foot down when Pragya called people bastards, everyone assumed it was a free-for-all. And within weeks, one after the other, the entire pracharak brigade started. How many could I have sacked? With the constant fear that if I sack them, we may lose votes.

Ek toh there are too many elections in India. Har samay haarne ka darr.

6. Apne cabinet ka saath photo khichwate bhi sharm aati hai

I had thought I would run India through my office exactly as I used to run Gujarat and so talent didn't matter. Hadn't even bothered to check the list of pracharaks sent by that Bhagwat. Bewaqoofon ki baarat ko minister bana diya.

In hindsight, Advaniji was right. This country is too complex to be run only from the PMO. The reality is that by itself my office can't even have the drain behind 7, RCR cleaned without approaching the local government and municipality.

If there was no talent in the party, I should have brought in people from outside. Abhi toh yeh haal hai ke baat karoon bhi toh kisse, mashwara loon bhi toh kisse? With ministers like Smriti, Giriraj, Mahesh and Pragya who can I even sit with and discuss issues with? Have to sack them, one by one.

7. Ab karna kya hai? Aage kahan jaana hai?

Abhi tak exising UPA initiatives and those we had blocked have been useful. Kaam chal raha thha.

MNREGA, direct transfers and sooner or later GST too. We have managed to tweek and relaunch many. Nirmal Abhiyan became Swachh Bharat, Nehru Urban Renewal Program became Atal Mission, Rajiv Gandhi Electrification Program became Deen Dayal Upadhyay Mission, insurance schemes were repackaged and relaunched. So far so good.

But what is the legacy do I want to leave behind? Surely it can't be to only repackage and re-do what UPA did? How do I admit I have no idea?

When I ask Arun, he mutters something about fiscal, Rajnath says something in chaste Sanskrit, Gadkari asks only for budgets, Naidu's Hindi I can't understand, Ravi Shanker Prasad keeps confusing me with ab 3ji aur 4ji ki baat karein. Samajh nahih aati yeh chaar baari ji bolne ka kya fayda? Aur Sushmaji, bas ek chup si lagi hai ji.

Am getting to understand now why the need for talent.

8. And the blunder?

No matter how bad my ministers may have been, it was embarrassing to sit and watch them being grilled by that joker Mohan Bhagwat and his friends. Luckily no one took us to court even though we all violated our Oath of Secrecy. Agar koi Supreme Court le kar jaata toh kafi mushqil ho sakti thhi.

While we were in opposition it was fun to confuse people with different names like RSS, VHP, Bajrang Dal etc. Kabhi kuch RSS ke naam bola, kuch VHP ke naam bola aur kabhi kuch Bajrang Dal ke naam. But how long can you hide this?

Now everyone knows we are all the same. And by taking my cabinet to the Sangh headquarters for a review, I have laid bare my biggest secret. That I do report to all these organisations.

Baaki toh choddo, meri apni kya izzat reh gayi? Who will ever believe that I meant well? If I have to be remembered by history I have to break free.

Atalji used to say "Yeh Sangh shangha ke chakkar mein padna achhi baat nahin hai".

As usual, he was right. more  

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Rajeshji, I would like to know SECRET of 2188 Views .... ? more  
Modiji is trying his level best but opposition and other ministry and staffof parliment should cooperate with PM for his policies and actions. I agree with Anjan Mandal G.K.Naidu, Hyderabad more  
There are lots of good things Mr. Modi has done particularly about India's relations with International countries, nuclear fuel, make in India etc. but those things are not properly projected by media. Media is more interested about fringe elements & their uttering/deeds. The Govt. should arrange to pass the GST & Land bill by maneuvering the opposition, growth will come. However, the size of the Government needs to shrink. One can not expect oil prices to fall perennially & Govt. will go on increasing the cess indefinitely. more  
When a change occurs in the Parliament on the ministries it takes time to be felt amoungst the masses. When there is a change in the governance it takes a few years to be cascaded down to the to the masses. You can be well assured that this may happen even if there is a change in the guard. The present guard has chalked out their plan and are doing their best starting by increasing the awareness of our country and its capability and getting the support from other countries to increase the trade especially the exports. This will take some time as our robust system - both bureaucratic and commercial/trade doesnot allow an immediate reaction. After all the opposition, which is in minority, may not even allow the progress to happen and thereby the masses continue to suffer.If there is a change of guard in the next election then the favour would be returned with exuberance. Now we lose on another opportunity for another 5 years. I think we all should cooperate and help the government achieve what they have in mind - this is in our own selfish interest. Coming to think of it unless we mature to the extent to help any elected body, development, growth and progress will always be at stake. The people governing may not feel it as they are in the higher echelons, but we, those who are governed, will always be at the receiving end of the brunt. more  
Governance with difference.... Earlier Govt ensured Indian Feul prices were directly related with International Crude Prices.....when crude price was $ 115+ Petrol in Delhi was arond INR 70/- ... Now at current International Crude Price of around $ 35/37.. Petrol Price should have been around INR 25/27 but is around 60+... Rama-Ho-Rama yeh hain achey Din??? Promised by MODI__ the Great !!! more  
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