India’s standard city package now includes
> AQI competing with gas chambers 🚬
> Corruption at every step 💸
> Roads designed like obstacle courses 🕳️
> Water purifier mandatory, not optional 🚰
> Packaged food with surprise ingredients 📦
> Fruits & veggies on chemical steroids 🍎
Bonus features:
> Traffic that eats 2–3 hours daily 🚗
> Honking = background music 🔊
> Random power cuts ⚡
> Sewage smell in the name of “development” 🤢
> Illegal constructions everywhere 🏗️
> Illegal Immigrants living as freeloaders
> Stray animals + garbage combo 🐄🗑️
> Floods after 30 mins of rain 🌧️
> Dust = free skincare layer 😷
And somehow… highest taxes + zero accountability 🙂 more
